Hello Everyone! I’d like you to join me in welcoming Garrosh Hellscream of The Warchief’s Command Board.
We all know Garrosh Hellscream as the…shall we say…polarizing Warchief of the Horde. What you may not know about him, though, is that he’s recently discovered the joys of the internet, and has added his own unique (and often loudly irritated) voice to the blogosphere. In his journey from Nagrand to Northrend to Orgrimmar to cyberspace, Garrosh has accumulated a wealth of experience (yet a poverty of sophistication…) to share…and if there’s one thing we know about Garrosh, he’s not one to hesitate to share what’s on his mind.
The Warchief’s Command Board offers us a window into the life of Garrosh, and all the trials and frustrations that comes with being the orc in charge. With the occasional aid of his in-house tech goblin Spazzle, Garrosh shares his thoughts on the state of Azeroth and invites us along for his many colorful experiences. So far he’s paid a visit to some of the Horde’s outposts around Kalimdor, gotten trolled in Barrens chat, fielded some rather pointed questions from his mailbag, and even treated us to a few samples of his very own attempts at poetry (no, really). Oh, and struggled to figure out the delete key. That one seems to be an ongoing issue. Hopefully Spazzle can help straighten that out for him.
Poor Garrosh! So many problems, so little time! I mean, just take a look at the all of the mail that he receives! No wonder he’s so stressed out and angry all the time! I mean, it seems to me that all the poor man wants to do is enjoy some of his delicious Lemon Squares in peace! Of course, there is also all of the travel that keeps a warchief away from home. Not to mention that insufferable goblin that is always underfoot! I suppose it is certainly easy to see why he appears to be so angry! When really, he’s just hungry and travel weary. Maybe if he took a day at the spa down in Feralas.
I know that I certainly can’t wait to see what other adventures Garrosh partakes in! Welcome to the blogosphere, Garrosh Hellscream!
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